Black GTX Shock: Ride Smooth, Look Mean. Medium Size.
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ProGraphix X-Maxx Shell: Unleash Your Beast! Ready to Roll?
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Blue XRT: Ride the Wave of Style and Performance!
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Bellcrank Savior Bushings: Smooth Steering, Ultimate Control.
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XRT Body: ProGraphix Design for Peak Performance
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XRT Body Green Sculpt: Unlock Your Radiant Transformation Today!
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Bellcrank Bushing: Smooth Steering Upgrade!
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Sledgehammer Tires: Belted Beast Mode. 4.3/5.7 Inserts Included. Conquer Anything! (2 Tires)
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Maxx X-Maxx Tires: Black, Pre-Glued, 2-Pack – Dominate the Track!
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Dominate the Track X-Maxx Tires Black Chrome Power Duo
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Rolling into Adventure: Your Left & Right Wheels Await!
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Dual 7.4" Tires w/ Foam – Perfect for Bug Out Bags & Emergency Prep!
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